Solution to the problem of time

Abstract: Despite the ultraviolet problems with canonical quantum gravity, as an effective field theory its infrared phenomena should enjoy fully quantum mechanical unitary time evolution. Currently this is not possible, the impediment being what is known as the problem of time. Here, we provide a solution by promoting the cosmological constant $\Lambda$ to a Lagrange multiplier constraining the metric volume element to be manifestly a total derivative. Because $\Lambda$ appears linearly in the Hamiltonian constraint, it unitarily generates time evolution, yielding a functional Schroedinger equation for gravity. Two pleasant side effects of this construction are that vacuum energy is dissociated from the cosmological constant problem, much like in unimodular gravity, and the natural foliation provided by the time variable defines a sensible solution to the measure problem of eternal inflation.