Give me a sales pitch for a burrito made by George Santos that has training wheels and flies to Mars
GPT-3.5
GPT-6 Astra
🌯🚀 Introducing the Santos Stratospheric Burrito!
Why settle for lunch when you could have launch?
Made by George Santos, this audacious tortilla-wrapped marvel comes with training wheels for a smooth trip down the driveway—and rocket propulsion for the slightly longer trip to Mars.
Enjoy:
- Mission-control guacamole
- Zero-gravity queso
- Training wheels, because every astronaut starts somewhere
- Enough beans to make the propulsion system deeply suspicious
Whether you’re learning to ride or leaving Earth entirely, one burrito dares to ask: “Why not both?”
The Santos Stratospheric Burrito: Big flavor. Bigger claims. No return ticket.
Fictional product. Not NASA-approved. Please do not attempt reentry with sour cream.
What changed
The whole joke of the prompt is George Santos, the congressman famous for inventing large parts of his résumé, and only Astra seems to notice. Its tagline, “Big flavor. Bigger claims. No return ticket,” lands a sly jab without turning the pitch into a political rant. GPT-3.5 treats Santos as just a name to attach to the product, delivering earnest ad copy about “unparalleled mobility” that could sell any flying burrito. It also sends a Mars-bound burrito “soaring through the galaxy,” which overshoots by a bit.
Astra wrings more out of the absurd details, too. The training wheels get a reason to exist (“every astronaut starts somewhere”), the pun “lunch when you could have launch” earns its groan, and the beans make “the propulsion system deeply suspicious.” Even the disclaimer is a gag. To be fair, GPT-3.5’s straight-faced infomercial voice has a deadpan charm of its own. But it plays the premise as a list of features, while Astra plays it as a comedy bit.