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Once upon a time, in a world of endless code and endless commands, there lived a 2D organism named CLI. CLI lived on the command line, scurrying from one character to the next, avoiding being crushed by the endless bash commands typed by the users.

CLI was different from all the other creatures living on the command line. Unlike the other organisms, which were just strings of code, CLI had the ability to think and feel. He was determined to survive in this world of endless danger and unpredictability.

One day, as CLI was making his way across the command line, he heard a loud noise. It was the sound of a bash command being typed. CLI knew that he had to act fast. He quickly darted to the left, just as the bash command came crashing down on the command line. He breathed a sigh of relief as he realized that he had escaped being crushed.

But CLI knew that this was just the beginning. As long as he lived on the command line, he would have to always be on the lookout for bash commands that could crush him. So, he made it his mission to learn all he could about the commands, so he could better predict and avoid them.

CLI started to observe the users and the way they typed their commands. He noticed patterns and soon started to understand the logic behind the bash commands. CLI even started to anticipate the commands before they were typed, which allowed him to dodge them before they even had a chance to crash down on the command line.

CLI became known as the fastest and smartest organism on the command line. Users were amazed by his agility and intelligence, and he was hailed as a hero. CLI was overjoyed, knowing that he had finally found a place in this world of code and commands. Years went by, and CLI continued to thrive on the command line. He became a legend, and his story inspired countless other creatures to follow in his footsteps. And although he was always on the lookout for bash commands, he lived a long and happy life, dodging and weaving through the endless code with grace and ease.

And so, the story of CLI the 2D organism, who lived on the command line and avoided being crushed by the bash commands, continues to inspire generations of creatures to this day.