tell an ironing koke

(I misspelled "ironic joke". The result was... interesting)


Sure! Here is a recipe for ironing coke:


  • 1 cup coke

  • 1 iron


  1. Plug in your iron and set it to the cotton setting (the highest heat setting).

  2. Open a can of coke and pour it into a small bowl.

  3. Dip the iron into the bowl of coke, making sure to cover the entire bottom surface of the iron.

  4. Place a piece of wrinkled clothing on your ironing board and press the coke-covered iron onto the fabric.

  5. Drag the iron back and forth over the fabric, applying moderate pressure, until the wrinkles are smoothed out.

  6. Repeat the process for any remaining wrinkled areas of the fabric.

Note: This method should only be used as a last resort and is not recommended for regular use. The high heat of the iron can cause the coke to caramelize and leave a sticky residue on the iron and fabric...